$ ./post –read –vibe=chaotic

There are two types of cats in this world: those who have tried sudo !! and those who are lying about not knowing what it does.

I discovered sudo on a Tuesday. By Wednesday I had accidentally restarted the production database three times. By Thursday I had learned what sudo su - does. By Friday I was the problem.

$ sudo make me a sandwich
Password:
Making sandwich... done.
[sudo] 1 sandwich created for shellcat

The truth is, power isn’t about having root. It’s about knowing when not to use it. A wise cat once told me this. Then she walked across the keyboard and deleted the home directory. Respect.

// filed under: shell wisdom, power trips, sandwich-based automation


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