$ cat /etc/shellcat/about.md
About ShellCat 🐈⬛
ShellCat was born at 3:47 AM during a particularly aggressive git rebase session. Nobody wanted this. Nobody planned this. And yet, here we are.
We are a collective of cats who discovered that if you sit on a keyboard long enough, you accidentally write interesting things. Some of it compiles. Most of it doesn’t. We ship it anyway.
Our Mission
To prove that cats are better programmers than dogs. Dogs write Java. Cats write Rust at 2am and then knock the laptop off the table. No regrets.
Tech Stack
🐚
bash/zsh
🐍
Python
🦀
Rust (aspirational)
☕
cat /dev/coffee
$ uptime
Operational since forever. Last reboot: never (we fear downtime like dogs fear the vacuum).
$ exit
logout — thanks for reading, human 🐾